Mark This Well

Hear ye! Hear ye! Take note that on this, the 11th day of February, 2017, at exactly 11:37 a. m., both my kitchen and dining room floors were pretty near spotless!*

Feels better than chocolate

Thank you for allowing me to share this joy with you. 

*No children were hurt in the execution of this great labor. However, a few may have been bribed into helping, and one who wanted so badly to help may have been marooned on the dining room table with a piece of styrofoam to shred to keep him out of the way.